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Crochet Chunky Men's Hat


About a month ago I made myself and my husband matching hats, I got some new Bernat Chunky yarn and wanted to play with it because I'm a giant dork. So hats it was, we needed some anyways. It doesn't get as cold here as most of the rest of Canada, maybe -8 c at the absolute lowest and only at night, still nice to have winter hats though.
Well my husband(Ryan) is obsessed with his, he never takes it off. It's already worn down and looks a million years old because he wears it at work all day. But in all fairness, he looks a million years old to so.....
The originals 

Today Ryan came home and said his boss has been bugging him for a hat like his, and since I'm FUCKING AMAZING
I obliged. I wanted to return some of the blue softee chunky yarn I had bought the day before anyways because it turns out I hate it, oops. So I went and exchanged it for grey(the only good mens colour they had) and got straight to work. I absolutely love this hat, it only takes about 20 minutes to make and it's soft and thick and warm. I will write patterns for women and children sizes at some point as well.
PATTERN

I started this pattern with a magic circle, but if you want, you can just ch 3, connect with a slst and then work into that circle.
With an 7mm hook and  Bernat Chunky or Bernat Softee Chunky create magic circle
ROW 1. 12DC into MC
ROW 2. Ch 2(this is not considered a stitch here or throughout) then do 2DC into same stitch and each stitch around, connect to CH 2 with slst
ROW 3. CH 2, 2 DC into same stitch, 1 DC in next stitch around, join with slst.
ROW 4. CH 2, 1 DC into first 2 stitches, 2 DC into the next one, around. Join with slst.
ROW 5-8 chain 2, 1 DC into each around, join with slst.
ROW 9 And 10. CH 3, 2 FPDC into next 2 stitches, 1 BPDC into next 1 stitch, repeat around, join with slst.
ROW 11. SC around, join with slst, fasten off and weave in ends.
ROW 12. Jk you're done
If you want to make this a boys size hat, just do 10 DC into the magic circle instead of 12 and then just follow the rest of the pattern exactly the same.
Enjoy.

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