Crochet baby black skull cap

The best thing about having a blog that I don't get paid for, is that I can come and go as I please, and if nobody reads it that's cool too. It's been a month or so since I posted cause I do what I damn well please And I'm a die hard badass ;) I almost never take crochet breaks, but I just took a month off just because I can, I did nothing except one row a day on my temperature blanket(I will post about that very soon)

I've been messing with my meds a bit, ssris make me fat and lazy so I try to stay off of them as often as possible, once I hit 125-130lbs that's it, I'm coming off. So I'm slowly tapering the Lexapro and increasing the wellbutrin. Good bye muffin top, hello crippling anxiety and obsessive thoughts. Fun.

That aside, I maded this here baby skull cap, cause who says babies can only wear pink and blue?

Isn't it adorable? I don't know if this means I'm back in the game again or not, but I sure do like it. I know youre thinking baby boy, but I think it would be cool and unique for a baby girl

All ready for a newew lucky baby somewhere in the world.

All wrapped up and ready to go.

You will need a 4mm hook and any worsted weight yarn

It's just a super basic DC pattern starting with 12 DC into a magic circle.

Row 2. CH2, 2 DC into each stitch around, join with slst

Row3.CH 2, 2 DC into first stitch and one into second, repeat around, join with slst.

Row4. cH 2, 1 DC into first 2 stitches, 2 DC into next stitch, repeat around, join with slst.

Row5. CH 2, 2DC into next 3, repeat around, joined with slst

Row6. cH 2dC into next 4 stitches, 2 DC into next stitch, repeat around, join with slst.

Row 7-10 CH 2, 1 DC into each around join with slst.

Row 11. CH 1, SC into each around, joint and tie off.

Sorry about the bullshit typing, blogger doesn't work very well on my iPad as I'm typing, all I can see is the keyboard, so lame.

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