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Me 😜


1. I effing love yarn

2. I also love sloths, I wish I could be one 

3.I love inappropriate memes and sometimes I even make my own


4. I Have the best daughter in the world

5. My husband is a foot+2 inches taller than me, and when he sleeps he looks like a beautiful giant.




6. My siblings are not normal






7. I am an atheist and I eat babies
Just kiddin
8. I drink waaaaay too much sometimes

9. I'm tiny

10. I will go out of my way to do nice things for people, and then ruin it with inappropriate jokes.

11. My hair is so long, I have to put it up so I can poop.


K bye






Comments

  1. Leah11 January 2017 at 18:51

    I love this!! It's great to hear your talking about your OCD/anxiety, I think it will be very therapeutic.

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