Crochet Blankets

In the last week I've gone and fucked up my sleep schedule AGAIN! Ghhaaaa I'm such an idiot. So tonight I'm staying up as late as I can(probably 3-4am) and then get up early, well early for me anyways(perhaps 10am) I've been going to bed at 4am and not waking up until 1pm, not good. That is how my natural sleep schedule works, but unfortunately that's not the time the rest of the world runs on.
So here I am, alone, binge watching the X files and crocheting baby hats, while my husband sleeps peacefully in the other room, well actually he's probably talking in his sleep and fighting dream monsters like a fucking tool. Gawl sleep much? Anywho I thought since I'm bored af, I'd put some blankets I've made on here for no reason.

This one is a C2C blanket I made with some discontinued baby yarn(I think it's from Bernat) it's very pretty in person, pink and blue with a metallic bit laced through it. I made it for a friend who had a little baby girl.

This one I made for my niece when she was six, just basic DC all the way through. It's made entirely with dollar tree yarn. It cost me under $15 to make and two years later she still has it, and even shares it with the cat.

This one I am exceptionally proud of. It's called the morning light baby blanket, and it's from allfreecrochet.com . I found the yarn(Bernat baby sport) at the Salvation Army. I basically ran home and jumped on pintrest like the giant nerd that I am, I went looking for a pattern. I picked this pattern because it looked easy, hahahahahaha oh boy was I wrong. It took me 6 months to finish the blanket. It only took about half an hour to make the bonnet, I didn't use a pattern for the bonnet and have no memory of how I made it, it's pretty cute though.

Well that's it for now, that's all I got. I'm gonna go be bored now and finish another hat, plus I got the last season 6 episode of X files to watch, it's not gonna watch itself. Plus I got 30 inches of hair to comb through, and that's just my ass hair.

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