Crochet one skein baby blanket and hat

One skein

This baby blanket is the perfect gift to make for new or soon to be parents, and here's why you guys.

1. It's fucking adorable

2. It only takes one skein of Bernat Chunky yarn so it's inexpensive

3. It's super soft and squishy

4. It's really warm so it'll shut that screaming baby's cry hole so mom and dad can actually get some damn rest

5. It's works up super fast.

I actually had no intention of making this blanket, or anything for that matter, on the weekend that I created it. I was at my moms house being the perfect daughter, not swearing or being inappropriate at all I swear. No for real I swear, I was just sitting there quietly with my hands in my lap(okay fiiiiine, I was being an asshole) but you can't blame me, I was bored. Anyways Ryan had come home a couple days earlier with this yarn because he's awesome and does nice things like that. So I played with the yarn for a bit until it decided to tell me what it was going to be, in a Brooklyn accent it said "hey you, I'm a future baby blanket" jk I'm crazy but not hearing yarn talking crazy. I do look at yarn and know what it's gonna be though. So I got myself a coffee and worked this up.

Supplies

1 300g skein Bernat Chunky

8mm crochet hook

Needle for sewing in ends

Blanket

CH 63

Row 1. DC Ch1 DC into 5th Chain from hook(V stitch), skip one chain, V stitch into next chain, continue to the end, ending with one DC in the last chain.

Row 2. Chain 3. DC across

Then continue 3 rows of V stitches followed by one row of DC until you have 22 rows, finish with one more row of V stitches and then slst around the entire blanket. Then SC into each slst, tie off and weave in ends.

Hat

Row 1. 8 SC into magic circle

Row 2. CH 4 and DC into same stitch(V stitch) then V stitch in each SC and slst to top of Ch 4.

Row 3. CH 2(doesn't count as a stitch) 2DC into first stitch and 1 DC in to the next stitch, repeat around, slst to top of Ch 2

Row 4. CH 4 and then DC into same stitch, then V stitch in every 3rd DC around, join with slst to top of Ch 4.

Rows 5-9. CH 4 and DC into same stitch, V stitch into each V stitch around, join with slst to top of Ch 4

Row 10. Slst around, fasten and tie off.

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