Perfect crochet hat brims

Fact 1: My husband is working out of town right now, in ft. Saint James. I thought I was gonna get to go see him this weekend but there's way too much snow to drive way up north, so I'm dickered.
Fact 2: My sister is probably the most gorgeous woman I've ever met. She is a body builder, she has beautiful hair and her makeup is always different and perfect.
Fact 3: I just drank a bunch of my moms secret freezer vodka and I am lit af.
Anyways I've been getting order after order for pussy hats, international women's day is in sight after all. But I've had the worst time figuring out sizes for the brims. I've frogged half of my work lately, good thing I'm patient. So I came up with a perfect brim for adult women's hats made with Bernat Chunky, or any size 6 chunky yarn.

So here it is you guys.

With a size 7mm crochet hook,chain 47

Yep, that's the magic number 47

I know, I know, Bernat chunky says to use an 8mm hook, well tough titty, I used a 7 because I'm a straight up rebel and I make my own rules.

So chain 47. Then connect with first stitch.

Row 1. CH 3 and then DC in each stitch around, attach with slst to first CH 3

Row 2-3CH 2, FPDC into first stitch, BPDC into second stitch, repeat around, attach to first CH 2

Row 4. CH 1, SC around. Then tie off and we've in end

I then like to flip the brim upside down, attach yarn and SC around the other side of the brim too.

So you have two rows of FPDC and BPDC, sandwiched by rows of SC on each side.

Regardless though, 47 is the magic number for chunky 6 yarn and a 7mm hook. If you want an adult women's hat.

On another note entirely, I've been busting my big, hairy balls making pussy hats lately here's some recent pics.

I've taken to adding little tags to each one that I found at dollar tree, I think it makes them look more professional. Plus I tie a ribbon around and put a lollipop inside each one. Why you may ask? Because I am awesome of course.

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